At the IATEFL Annual Conference in Cardiff, during which I was speaking on digital literacies and games in education, I made a rather small throwaway remark about how I didn’t bother remembering facts such as the names of the wives of Henry VIII anymore because, quite frankly, my brain only had so much room and the only earthly reason I could find for remembering such data would be if either:

  1. I were a history teacher
  2. I were a member of a British pub quiz team specialising in history
  3. I wanted to impress a historian or someone I had taken a shine to…

This provoked outrage in the audience, with one man irately opining that ‘facts are what we communicate with‘. Unfortunately I wasn’t quick enough, but the conversation, if replayed, should have gone like this:

MAN: That’s outrageous! Facts are what we communicate with!
ME: 23,478
MAN: Sorry?
ME: Are we having an enjoyable conversation yet?

Because actually, facts aren’t what I communicate with, or rather they are a small part of what I use to communicate with other people and I can’t for the life of me remember the last time I had a conversation about the wives of Henry VIII with anyone, so why should I bother remembering that information when I can Google it on my laptop, netbook, desktop or mobile phone any time I should need this fascinating information?

There was more outrage in this talk, to be honest. One mother said that her daughter was extremely interested in the wives of Henry VIII (to which I replied that I was very happy that was the case, and perhaps the world would have been a better place if Henry had shown such commitment to them) and she also bemoaned the fact that ‘it’s terrible when kids spend hours playing on their Playstation‘, to which I reply, possibly – but the PlayStation isn’t forcing them.

If parents don’t like that, then they should ensure some balance is in place – perhaps one hour’s gaming coupled with another outside running around and playing, and another reading a good book or doing some homework (possibly on the wives of Henry VIII…)

But really, it is an absurdity to ask people to remember such useless trivia. And thankfully the Danish government have realised this and are doing something about it. I refer you to an article in the Guardian Online entitled “Danish Schools Ready to Trial Internet Access During Exams” [ click here to read it ] in which you will find the following gems:

The reason, say officials, is that collecting facts and figures is now a task best left to computers – and that youngsters taking exams shouldn’t necessarily be blocked from one of the tools they are routinely expected to use in their studies.

“It is a good way to get historical facts or an article that may be useful in a written civics exam, for example,” Søren Vagner, a consultant with the Ministry of Education told Danish newspaper MetroXpress last week.

At a simple level, this makes a lot of sense. The internet is now such a powerful research tool that it has done away with lots of the old methods like learning by rote – turning facts into commodities in the same way that calculators dispense with some basic mathematical activities. Why bother remembering facts and figures when you can call them up on demand with a computer?

I await the howls of indignance from the facts-ists…